Вчера по случаю Хэллоуина смотрела «Кошмар перед Рождеством» Тима Бертона и думала, что он был бы идеальным режиссером для экранизации шестой части ГП.

Представляю, как Дамблдор рассказывал бы о детстве Вольдеморта:



Tom Marvalo Riddle is eleven years old

He's polite and always does as he's told

For a boy his age, he's considerate and bold

But he wants to be Dark Lord Voldemort



He doesn't mind living in Hogwarts with owls and cats

Though he'd rather share a cave with basilisk and snakes

There he could reflect on the horrors he has invented

And wander dark hallways alone and tormented



Riddle is nice when Director comes to see him

But imagines casting Unforgivables and killing

He likes to experiment on schoolmates and Nagini

In the hopes of creating a horcrux and Inferi

So that he and his horrible Nagini the snake

Could go searching for victims and drown them in lake